computer nershery rymes

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Monday, 24-Jul-2006 14:38:15

These were sent to me by a friend at work, enjoy!
Old McDonald had a Dell,
& Round and around he'd go.
He called me up 'cause he had no route,
and around an around we'd go.
With a time out here and a bad nic there,
here an issue there an issue everywhere-
(sniff, sniff) I need a tissue.
Old McDonald had a dell,
RTV 'em
what the #?#@
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The farmer and the Dell, the farmer and the Dell.
High, or low a bad IP will show.
The farmer and his Dell.
The farmer takes a Linksys, the farmer takes a Linksys.
When trouble shooting, that's what will jinx us!
When the farmer adds the Linksys.
The Linksys it is wireless, yes the Linksys is wireless.
High or low, no connection will show.
On his Linksys, 'cause it's wireless.
But now is Ethernet is bad, yes his Ethernet is bad.
Oh how very sad, his Ethernet is bad.
RTV and go
Yes RTV and go
My AHT says I'm to slow!
RTV and blow
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Each letter under computers means:
Complaited
Operating
Machines
Perfected
Under
Tatical
Evasion
Revenge
Systems
I think I'm ashamed to sign my name to these.

Post 2 by Preciosa (The precious one and her littledog too.) on Friday, 28-Jul-2006 12:33:44

cute!

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Saturday, 29-Jul-2006 11:32:29

love it!